Siren (2015) HD online

Siren is another hyper obscure independent found footage movie and further example of how The Blair Witch Project (1999) has a lot to answer for.

It tells the story of a group of friends who go into the woods and *Ahem* stop me if you've heard this one. Evil kids, crackling camera and a mysterious siren that *Sigh* do I have to do this?

Let's just say this, I like independent movies and do not in anyway judge them by their budget restrictions. Now I have that disclaimer out the way I just want to say that this was awful, truly awful.

Incoherent plot, criminally dull and with no real redeeming features other than the cast are slightly above par compared to other films of its ilk.

At about little over 50 minutes I graciously added this to IMDB to give it some recognition and hopefully a spotlight. Do I think it deserves it? Absolutely not, but I'm just one man.

I believe that Jack Schudy should re-evaluate his career choice if this is a sign of things to come, Endless Paradox is going nowhere fast. Go back to the drawing board or pick another career.

The Good:

Cast do a decent job all things considered

The Bad:

Nonsensical plot

Usual found footage tropes

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

When the only remotely entertaining part of the film is the last 3 minutes you know you've got a problem